Withershins

A Restoration skill book: a tailor whose every conversation runs in alphabetical order.

Withershins by Yaqut Tawashi is pure Sheogorath-flavoured comedy. Zaki, a middle-aged tailor, is convinced that every conversation he has flows in alphabetical order, and his wife Kazagha thinks it’s just another of his delusions. As the day goes on, it becomes clear that he is right. The cure he finally gets from a healer has an odd side effect of its own, and the last sentence of the book is the punchline.

Skill book

Withershins is a Restoration skill book. The first time you read a copy, your Restoration skill goes up by one point – later copies of the same title don’t give anything extra, so there is no need to carry them around.

Notes

Read the dialogue twice: the first letters of each line really do run through the alphabet, and the last line is written backwards.

Book details

  • Author (in game): Yaqut Tawashi
  • Teaches: Restoration (+1)
  • Weight: 1
  • Base value: 55 gold
  • Item ID: 0001B014

More Restoration skill books

2920, Rain’s Hand, v4, Mystery of Talara, v 2, Racial Phylogeny, The Exodus.

Value, weight and skill read from the Skyrim game files; locations from community-checked lists. The book text is summarised here in our own words – read the full text in game.

Where to find it

  • Arcwind Point, on a pedestal in the ruined tower – head north from the sarcophagus dais past the log trap, then north-east.
  • Gloomreach Cavern, on a barrel.
  • Harmugstahl Falls (unmarked), under a small Dwarven arch directly north of the Harmugstahl entrance.
  • The Temple of Kynareth in Whiterun, in a bookcase.
  • Valthume, on a desk in a back room.

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